Baltimore CRABSS!!! (go see hairspray!)

Who can possibly hate Baltimore? Sure it's known for its inter city gang violence and cocaine/heroine use but on the other hand IT'S KNOWN FOR ITS INTER CITY GANG VIOLENCE AND COCAINE/HEROINE USE (if you're into that stuff, idk). But, Baltimore is beautiful, it's like a miniature New York City; there are tall buildings just as in New York and there are shops, though not as mod as New York seeing how most of them are thrift or vintage shops. But, also Baltimore has a harbor with our famous Domino Sugar Sign that has been there since the 40's (i think, not sure). Also, what about the Baltimore Hons? It has been a tradition since the 60's and we still have a fesival where people dress up like them and compete for AMERICA'S NEXT TOP BALTIMORE HON.

What does 4004 mean?

I didn't even realize that a paper was on the bottom of the Eiffel tower. But there ya go, this is what the bottom of Le Tour d'Eiffel looks like even though it's just my lamp.

Ivy Up My Chimney

The best part about this picture, in my opinion, is that the color of the leaves leads the viewer to believe that it is springtime, though when I took this picture it was well into Autumn. Also, it kind of looks like the ivy crawls up into the sky, though it is really just crawling up my chimney and over it as well.

Oh, and this sounds quite sketch if you sort of think about it, so yeah... I didn't plan it that way, so it doesn't make me creeepy or anything because I didn't mean for it to be that way.

Another Photo from the Shadowy Playground

I think this is a whirlygig- I know what I took the photo of, but I just don't know the specific name.

Monkey Bars

Everytime my family visits my grandmother, she bakes us about a dozen tins of treats such as peanut brittle, vanilla fudge, chocolate fudge, vanilla dunked pretzels and the list goes on (though none of those really have to be baked, but what ever). So, we each gain about 10 lbs everytime we go. But, we always attempt to not gain weight, so my cousin, sinblings and i walk after every dinner meal. On this occation we had stumbled upon this playground. It was wonderfully lit by yellow street lights and the equipment was twisted and tangled, which produced abstract shadows spilling with beauty. I loved it.

Horror Fence

This was taken in my back yard, but it feels like it was taken in the Bates Motel grounds (if it wasn't in the middle of the desert) or in another sort of horror film. But, in the essence of greatness I can't say it's the best picture because it is SO digitally altered. So, learn this now, don't digitally alter too many pictures because most of them are so much better than what they could be. It's like getting Botox or liposuction. Sure at the time you think that you look so much better than before but soon it begins to sag (whatever part you have Botoxed) and your stomach starts to look like Donald Trump's disgruntled face in the wind even when you try to suck in. All in all, just do it when you make two copies of the picture, one altered and one normal.

My Keyboard

This is my keyboard now; it's very different from the good ole' days that allowed the manufacturing of gibberish without the virus suctioning you to the screen for hours on end just to recieve and comprehend the information on what the hell it actually is and maybe how to get rid of it. But, it seems I should talk more about the picture I seem to be writing a caption for so that someone can respond to my American opinion. Donc, now days people want you to have ironic accessories or something unexpected to seem old fashioned or whatever. So, as much as I love technology I think that the people who still use the old keyboard without the digitally remastered photographs with the viruses and facebook and other shit should keep truckin. And the people who already use the other, then just stay with it, you're not original so just find something else.

Old Keyboard

This was my great uncle's before he graduated to a PC in 2000. He was a priest, so he didn't receive money very often for a new computer or anything. But when we got one he typed so fast with no mistakes I almost fell on the floor. (not really, but some sort of reaction to that height)

Vitamin Water+= Hero

It sounds like it could be a facebook group, BUT IT ISN'T! becuase it's in my blog.

but, yeah it's pretty self explanatory: V-Water is awesome, and the reason is because of the bright colour and the white that makes it POP! Some say it's magic but, I would say those people at Glaceau* really know what their doing, like NBC.