Summer Playlist

1). Music is my Hot Hot Sex: CSS
__ I love the random interval in this song of Spanish. look for it. it will be a nice little scavenger hunt for your summer.
2). Jerk it Out: The Caesars
__ The fist time I heard this song, I was virtually snowboarding down Garibaldi in SSX Tricky for PS2. What defines summer better than free time to play some vids? There's this DJ in the game that narrates, and whenever you do a really good trick he says "Call yo momma in the room and tell her how good you are" and "Funky dog Maneuver!"
3). D.A.N.C.E: Justice
__ Apparently this band is really religious. Ironically, I think they're pretty good, so check em' out.
4). Your Kisses Are Wasted on Me: The Pipettes
__ This reminds me of Justice (the band I just mentioned, not like Justice League or something)
5). Shut Up and Let Me Go: The Ting Tings
__ this is the best song! It's so hard to listen to and not move! boy, i would hate being paralyzed for this very reason. Once you listen to it, you, too, will hold the wisdom, young padawons.
6). A Million Ways: Ok. Go.
__ Whatever happened to these guys? They weren't half bad. In fact they had a few funky dog maneuvers
7). When did your heart go missing?: Rooney
__ The lead singer to Rooney was the brother to Lily and real boyfriend in Princess Diaries. So put that up your pipes for future smoking.
8). Don't you Evah: Spoon
__ Well, I basically love spoon. I love the chill beat to their songs. God, I just LOVE THIS SONG!
9). Pumpkin Soup: kate Nash
__ Basically, this song reminds me of the beginning of Grease when Sandy and Danny just makeout and all that jazz all the time for fun. Perfect summer movie, well the first 15 minutes of it, after it's just million headaches.
10). Gone Daddy Gone: Gnarls Barkley
__ Saw them in concert. they dressed up like Spartans with the hats, armor and togas. They were awesome! Their new CD Odd Couple is ballin.
11). Higher Ground: Stevie Wonder
__ Stevie needs no introduction.
12). Valerie: Mark Ronson&Amy Winehouse
__ Say what you want about Amy Winehouse, but she is an amazing singer. This song is a beacon of her talent, basically.
13). Get Me Bodied (remix): Beyoncé
__ What's better than a song by Beyoncé that I don't understand?
14). Gettin Jiggy With it: Will Smith
__ When I first heard this song, I thought he was saying "Gettin' chiki-wiker." I was only eight or so when i heard it then, so my neighbor, sister and I made this fort out of pillows and mats. We named it Chiki-wicker.
15). Homecoming: Kanye West
__ I hate his attitude, but I love his music. I like the piano from Chris Matthews from Coldplay in this song.
16). Under Pressure: Queen & David Bowie
__ My Sister and I blasted this song like every Friday driving home from school. It was great.

We are Small: my reaction to "Pale Blue Dot"(thank you, anonymous)

I cannot simply begin this post with an ambiguous apostrophe or another worthless vehicle. Yes, worthless. I cannot stress enough how unimportant my, your, their and everyone else's lives are. I'm sure I would be a horrible mother [I promise I'm making a point], especially in my future children's teenage years because I would openly admit to them that they don't matter and they would probably go cry about it. Now, I'm sure they would matter to me, but to the universe? They aren't even a microscopic spec; they literally are worth nothing, just as I am. Just as Theodor Herzl, Aunt Jemima, Albert Einstein, and Adolf Hitler are. What is Zionism? Who cares that Theodor Herzl made a "sanction" where the Jews could be alone? and Aunt Jemima, well she may not even be real in the first place, but she's not important either. Albert Einstein just produced a formula that is only the smallest fraction of the universe's importance. There's no room for hatred either, even for Hitler. No one matters, so from the millisecond we were created, we already were equals, even if equality wasn't enforced into our separate lives, we were always insignificant. Contritely, we are small.

History

We were given the chance to conquer the world;
Implore death upon others,
All others,
But we decided over it.
So, when those plan to bash humanity,
It is time they recoil
And examine the cold war.

Italy

So, I am going on a trip to Italy with the school's art and latin club next Spring break and I am very happy. Notice how I used the bland words "very happy" instead of utterly bouncing off the walls or something of the sort. It's not as though I don't want to go, clearly, it's just so overwhelming. It's like the first taste of ice cream or some amazingly delicious other food that you just want to keep eating for the rest of your life. Coming back will be the most painful withdrawl; 20x more than ice cream. So, basically I would fall in love with a city and then have to come back to Baltimore, which is barely citified compared to Rome.

Is Anything Private Anymore?

It's a legit question. Every morning I come in to my Chemistry homeroom and someone is crying. Actually it's mostly just one person. And that one person "coincidentally" is basically the only person I've never seen wear colors and she's the only one who has the problem of constant "crying seshes" throughout the day. But, anyways, so somehow I know that she has had an "optical migraine" which doesn't exist (well I'm only 99.9% sure on that one), dated a "vampire" who bit her (disgusting!), and had some skin disease that would cause herself to pick at herself until she bled or so said she. Already too much right? The problem is that I haven't asked her once what's wrong or why she wears knee high combat boots everyday. She just announces it to whomever is sitting around her and we, of course, have assigned seats so that's me. H being near K in the alphabet. So, I blame this post of the alphabet.

She's not the only one. Now you have colorless's friend who has dyed her hair at least "five.5" (the same as how many boyfriends too, actually) times this year and in result it looks like straw you feed an ass (yes an actual donkey). Some people are hardly awake on Wednesdays or Fridays or even Saturday mornings, so Mondays you're barely expected to be conscious. She comes in on Mondays and announces her sex life which is practically unbelievable because she is so trashy and screwed up. But apparently, that's what males our age like.... bizarre. She tells us how many times they "rowed the boat"(6) and that her friend actually watched. Earthquake! Earthquake!! EARTH QUAKE!!! (hurricane! hurricane! hurricane!) ew EW EWWWW
So, I hope you get my point by now; you're probably not even reading this, you're THAT disgusted. Somethings just aren't meant to be publicized. And for some reason people think it's okay. It's so not.... on so many levels.